I’m reading this article, “10 Worst (and Weirdest) Work Stories of 2008.” My favorites are:

2. Man shot by friend so he could skip work

One man took calling in sick to new extremes after he had his friend shoot him the shoulder so he could miss work. The man told deputies in Pasco, Wash., he was shot in a drive-by while jogging before work. He later revealed that he’d asked a friend to shoot him so he wouldn’t have to take a drug test at the office. (Source: MSNBC.com)

6. Man tries to pay for meal with pot

A Vero Beach, Fla., McDonald’s restaurant worker received a shock when a drive-thru customer offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The cashier called police, who found drugs in the customer’s car and arrested him. (Source: MSNBC.com)

7. Store changing ‘open door’ policy

After being robbed three times in one year, a New Hampshire convenience store is now requiring customers to be “approved” by the store owner before coming in. The store will keep its doors locked and customers are refused if the owner can’t recognize them through the glass doors. (Source: WISHTV8.com)

9. 2 ex-workers sue Neiman Marcus over sex tape

Two former security employees at an Illinois Neiman Marcus are suing the department store, alleging they were illegally videotaped while having sexual intercourse at work. The two claim they were secretly videotaped on a hidden video camera and were fired because of their interactions. They also allege that a store manager shared the videotape with several others and on a nationwide online database of security personnel.  (Source: Chicago Tribune)